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Fake wrestling matches are prohibited by law
It is a $500 fine to instruct a pizza delivery man to deliver a pizza to your friend without them knowing Jambalaya prepared in "the traditional manner" is not subject to typical sanitation regulations It is illegal to mock the contestants at a boxing match Urinating in the city's water supply is punishable up to 20 years in prison It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol Biting someone with your natural teeth is “simple assault,” while biting someone with your false teeth is “aggravated assault" It is illegal to gargle in public places Rituals that involve the ingestion of blood, urine, or fecal matter are illegal You could be sent to jail for up to one year for making a false promise It is illegal to pour a drink out on the ground at any drive-in movie |