STUPID LAWS IN SOUTH CAROLINA

Every adult male must bring a rifle to church on Sunday in order to ward off Indian attacks Oral sex is illegal It is illegal for anyone under the age of 18 to operate a pinball machine It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep in a cheese factory No work may be done on Sunday It is a capital offense to inadvertently kill someone while attempting suicide Musical instruments may not be sold on Sunday Movies that show police officers being struck, beaten, or treated in an offensive manner are illegal If there are more than 5 Native Americans on your property it is legal to shoot them It is considered an offense to get a tattoo It is illegal to keep a horse in a bathtub It is perfectly legal to beat your wife on the court house steps on Sundays By law, if a man promises to marry an unmarried woman, the marriage must take place A permit must be obtained to fire a missile When approaching a four way or blind intersection in a non-horse driven vehicle you must stop 100 feet from the intersection and discharge a firearm into the air to warn horse traffic Dance halls may not operate on Sundays

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